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英語笑話短文

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A neighbor told us about a trip he took with his two-and-a-half-year-old son. It was the first time the father and the boy had been away by themselves.

英語笑話短文

The first night they spent in a hotel, the father moved his bed close to the boy's and when they were both tucked in, he turned out the light. After a few minutes, a little voice said, "It surely is dark, isn't it?" "Yes," said the father, "It's pretty dark, but everything is all right." There was silence for a few more minutes, and then a small hand reached over and took the father's hand, "I'll just hold your hand," said the little boy, "In case you get frightened."

一位鄰居告訴我們,他曾帶着兩歲半的兒子旅行。這是父親頭一次帶着兒子單獨出門。

他們住在旅館的第一個晚上,父親將自己的牀移近兒子的牀。他們掖好被子後他就關了燈。幾分鐘之後,一個細小的聲音說:“屋子裏真夠黑的,是不是?”“是的',”父親說,“屋裏是夠黑的,但是一切都正常。”又過了一會兒,一隻小手伸過來握住父親的手。“我握住你的手,”小男孩說,“免得你害怕。”

My uncle has 1000 men under him.

He is really somebody. What does he do?

A maintenance man in a cemetery.

我叔叔下面有1000個人。

他真是一個大人物。幹什麼的?

墓地守墓人。

生難詞:cemetery n.守墓人

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